There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
i make music so you dont feel alone
THESE BANANAS WERE
TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.
*gives up on life*
This is a sign. FROM OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR! Does anyone else see the virgin Mary in all of these?! Or is just me?
I’m sorry, but I’m real in love with my dimples here.